trigger-warning-cutie:

Ok I feel really cute and nobody can tell me otherwise

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» http://embersfall.tumblr.com/post/93404596959/did-anyone-notice-that-this-medicine

embersfall:

DID ANYONE NOTICE THAT THIS MEDICINE

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Pentobarbital (US English) or Pentobarbitone (UK English) is a short-acting barbiturate. Pentobarbital can occur as both a free acid and as a salts of elements such as sodium and calcium. The free acid is only slightly soluble in

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kates-coffee:

bitterivy:

mallayaa:

did they just

yes, they did

It gets funnier every time.

(Source: captainfillion)

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charminglyantiquated:

lady-tyrell:

enjolux:

theplaceinsidetheblizzard:

elgin-marbles:

coleytangerina:

Some graffiti found in Pompeii’s ruins: 

  • Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
  • Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates.
  • I screwed the barmaid.
  • Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here.
  • I screwed a lot of girls here.
  • Sollemnes, you screw well!
  • Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog.

Nice to see nothing has changed.

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There is a website with all of the graffiti

I love this.

I am laughing so hard

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someone basically wrote “secundus is gay” on the wall humankind has not changed at all

that’s both concerning and comforting

(Source: creepyabandonedplaces)

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nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

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» If you struggle with self-care and see this, stop what you’re doing

rosecoveredtardis:

  • Have you eaten in the last 4ish hours?
  • Have you had something to drink today?
  • Can you have something, even if just milk or water or cup’o’noodles or toast with something yummy on it, if you haven’t, please? 
  • If you have any injuries, can you please take care of them for me
  • Also please take any meds if you should and haven’t, yet?

Whatever you have or haven’t done today just know you’re super strong and I am so proud of you

Okay you can go back to blogging now~ <3

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haibara-yuuya:

*MICKEY MOUSE VOICE* YOURE ABOUT TO EXPERIENCE THE WRATH OF A GOD

(Source: diabolicalhardcore)

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digitalasslamb:

ahrned:

Fuck you u digital ass lamb

ummm excuse me

(Source: stephini)

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kulekrizpy
sooo. why does wrathia use lemons instead of cucumbers?

avasdemon:

Because when life gives her lemons she PUTS THEM ON HER EYES LIKE A HARDCORE MOTHERTRUCKER.

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avasdemon:

UPDATE || July 31st || 2014

Current readers, click * here * for the update!

* || NEW READERS || FOLLOW || FORUMS || SUPPORT@PATREON *

You can track #avasdemonupdate for all the updates!

As always, reblogs really help people discover the comic! <3

1419 notes #Great update #I woke up early for this update #avas demon #cest super cute

hetaliantimelady:

logs on deviantart

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logs off deviantart

(Source: emmfairy)

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meaganisohsoawesome:

champ2000:

hype1ting:

Everyone reblog this can’t this is perfect

Out of these 454k notes how many of them waited for the number to reach to zero?

you know how scared i was when it was almost zero

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